July 2009
3 posts
“Het zijn de hoogtijdagen van zelfmedelijden.”
June 2009
66 posts
Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.
Long Beach, California
www.overheardeverywhere.com
Life After the Teevee
Mel utilized a number of listservs and asked people what they do when they’re not watching the teevee. She was most interested to discover that no matter how many suggestions people made, everyone unanimously listed “masturbate.”
So, once you’ve gotten masturbating off the agenda for the day, consider the following:
Climb trees.
Dance. Do it in your kitchen, outside, at a...
Thin 20-something: Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Heavier friend: Unless you melt some mozzarella on it!
--BBQ, The Bronx
overheardinnewyork.com
“Love is a secondary drive based on hunger and oral sensations or a reaction...”
– Henry Murray
“Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life.”
– Simone Weil
“Why does the mind habitually deny or resist the Now? Because it cannot function...”
– Eckhart Tolle
Ani Difranco - Parameters
Wish I wrote this.
